do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES
IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING
JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE
(vegan) I hope your power runs out
thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry
I am in your bed with my girlfriend Bonnie. Stay in prison. Love, Carl.
I can’t really argue
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tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys
is this what niall tastes like
when i see a cute boy i be like